Two weeks ago I went to a rough and deserted coast on Falster. When jumping over a tree that had fallen into the water my waders got torn apart. OH SHIT! Luckily I´m pretty badass so I poured out the cold water and fished on.
My waders got fucked
Falster is not for sissys
Fishing Copenhagen 
Between us, it seems to me that your waders didn’t sustain the damage from a jump but more likely from a big ass swag trout trying to eat your waders…
HAHAHAHA! I laugh of you and your waders hate. Everyone knows that there is only one person that the swagtrout fears. Its not god, its not superman, its me: The almighty swagtrout destroyer. No swagtrout can hold me down muthafucka!
I respect that! But after hearing this I would love to catch you and make you part of my PokeSwagMons. You better watch your back from now on!