Recently people have begged me to reveal how I grill my monstrous catches. Since I always obey my ENORMOUS fan base (consisting of my family and a couple of drunk fishing mates) here is the A-mans fishing grill school. OOHWEE!
Step 1: Catch some fish
This might be difficult if you don´t have troutswagger like me. If you have no luck, then run down to your local fishing boat or Netto. Here is a picture from Hardangerfjorden where me and my homies caught some mackerels on a boat while eating Ritter Sport and talking gay.
Step 2: Cut out your fish
Use your fishing knife to cut off the head, tail and giblets of your fish. This is a couple of mackerels we caught. The big one is a Lyr that some old Norwegian dude gave us. It looked kinda´ like a cod.
Step 3: Make a marinade and put it on your fish dude!
Time for marinade. Drop some olive oil in a bowl. Put in a kilo of chili, some pepper and some salt. Maybe also some lemon and some garlic. If you are heading out later for some mouth-to-mouth action, then maybe you should take a chillpill with the garlic though. Then drop your fish into your marinade and start getting ready for a party in your mouth where everyone is invited. Put the fish into some aluminum foil. Holy mackerel!
Step 4: Put them fishes on your grill
Time to get them bitches sizzling so put your fish on the grill. For a small fish like a mackerel, it needs about 5 minutes on each side. For a larger fish, like the lyr on this picture, 8-9 minutes on each side is needed.
Step 5: Eat your fish, drink whisky and listen to Lil Wayne
Get you fish of the grill. Take of the tin foil and start eating like a neanderthal. ELHAMDELAY!
Fishing Copenhagen 
I love it! ive been catching fish for years but didnt even know they could be eaten before now, let alone grilled!? That shit is wack! Only one question though how do you get the lead out of the fish after you cap that mo fo fish?
Good question. It depends what you shoot the fish with. If it is a kalashnikov then you need a metal detector to find the bullets. If it is a shotgun, then you can just eat the bullets. They are healthy and will give you a lot of vitamins.
@ Urban angler
As an alternative I Can recommend Dynamite fishing – wave the dynamite at other fishingboats while showing Teeth and Fist – this is a Way of signaling share your catch – and the other boat Will usually hand over some fish to you. Following this simple approach you Will not have to deal with the bullet problem.
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Very bright @King Salmon! What do you call this sophisticated way of fishing? The Saddam Hussein method?
Im so glad i found you guys and this blog…. I have been wateeboarding fish for years trying to get them to tell the location of their friends without luck. I think I will stick to the sadam hussein method of fishing from now on.